April 2012
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before i shower: ugh damnit i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when i'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot
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“You can shed tears that he is gone,
or you can smile because he has lived.
You...”
– David Harkins (via iwasyourdadsbestfriend)
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“A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln...”
– Lincoln High School in Walla Walla, WA, tries new approach to school discipline — suspensions drop 85% (via mchotdog)
what a radical idea yo
(via matthewdgold)
Bam. Kids “misbehave” for actual, real, valid reasons. And have feelings.
(via amydentata)
“I don’t like this expression “First World problems.” It is false and it is...”
– “What’s Wrong with First World Problems” (via grrrlstudies)
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Words Used to Describe Genitals
raqqerss:
wtffanfiction:
So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found.
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my favourite list of worlds ever
“Suicide is a form of murder - premeditated murder. It isn’t something you do the...”
– Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted (via larmoyante)
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I feel like crumbling, what a long day and of course tonight will be sleepless, sssssiiiiggggghhhhh
mycroft:
raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the fact that justin timberlake refuses to make any more music.
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“Is love a tender thing? It is too rough,
Too rude, too boist’rous; and it...”
– William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet (via larmoyante)
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I just had the most horrific series of nightmares, so vivid that some of my muscles are still twitching and I need to write this somewhere, for now here, so that I can feel something other than this crippling fear. This is the fourth night this week, they all centre around death but today was the worst.
The ones I love the most cut me down to millions upon millions of tiny pieces and then...
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no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
SOUND MONEY: revolutionofconsciousness: “I don’t... →
revolutionofconsciousness:
“I don’t know if rape jokes encourage rape culture. I don’t care. You still shouldn’t tell them. Statistically, if you have told a rape joke to a group of more than five people, one of the people you told it to was a rape survivor, possibly of multiple rapes. They…
“Dress suitably in short skirts and strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank,...”
– Countess Markievicz, 19th century Irish revolutionary, dispensing eternally relevant fashion advice. (via 8eyedspy)
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Jimmy Carr: You've got most OCDs, haven't you?
Jon Richardson: They're not OCDs, they're just correct ways of doing things.
